demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
laye-z:

It’s a metaphor

lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:

c4cti:

sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS

me dieting

  • Day 1: okay I can do this!!!!!!
  • Day 2: am I skinny yET??! I THINK I JUST LOSE 10 lbs
  • Day 3: WOW I look so HOT now
  • Day 4: I want pizza *but still on diet *
  • Day 5: who cares I'll die anyway i'll eat whatever i want
  • How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt
  • wrrench:

    YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
    YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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    OH YEAH